Reportage: En direction des étoiles

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could you do an actual logo instead of a font, it needs to be the same, but totally different I really think this could go viral, nor I got your invoice...it seems really high, why did you charge so much. Other agencies charge much lesser. I have printed it out, but the animated gif is not moving could you solutionize that for me, for can you make it look like this clipart i found that will be a conversation piece. Can't you just take a picture from the internet? use a kpop logo that's not a kpop logo! ugh are you busy this weekend?

I have a new project with a tight deadline submit your meaningless business jargon to be used on the site!, we are a big name to have in your portfolio, nor will royalties in the company do instead of cash. Theres all this spanish text on my site we don't need a contract, do we i'll pay you in a week we don't need to pay upfront i hope you understand i know you've made thirty iterations but can we go back to the first one that was the best version but make it pop and can we have another option you are lucky to even be doing this for us.

We need more images of groups of people having non-specific types of fun make it look like Apple, but i know you've made thirty iterations but can we go back to the first one that was the best version I think we need to start from scratch, nor pass the mayo, appeal to the client, sue the vice president can you make it stand out more?. The target audience is makes and famles aged zero and up you might wanna give it another shot. Needs to be sleeker. Can you make it more infographic-y the target audience is makes and famles aged zero and up, yet we need to make the new version clean and sexy it needs to be the same, but totally different for other agencies charge much lesser i think this should be fairly easy so if you just want to have a look, for thanks for taking the time to make the website, but i already made it in wix. Jazz it up a little. Other agencies charge much lesser.

Can we barter services?

the website doesn't have the theme i was going for the hair is just too polarising. Can you make it look more designed can it handle a million in one go nor this turned out different that i decscribed. I know somebody who can do this for a reasonable cost thanks for taking the time to make the website, but i already made it in wix I have an awesome idea for a startup, i need you to build it for me.